Festival prices are getting steeper and steeper and one of the well known questions is being asked… How do you sneak drinks into a festival? Well boys and girls follow our step by step guide and you will be drunk with money to spare before you know it.
Step 1
Purchase a roll of tape (we recommend electrical tape, cost: about $3.00 per pack)
Step 2
Select your favorite color (a word to the wise the cool kids match the tape to their outfits)
Step 3
Empty your water bottle (note: do not pour down sink, its important to stay hydrated before a music festival-so drink up)
Step 4
Fill with Vodka or any other alcoholic beverage of your choice
Step 5
With the lid off squeeze out excess air so the bottle becomes as flat as possible
Step 6
Put the lid back on
Step 7
Tape to your body (any silverback gorilla’s reading, it’s time to pull out the razor)
Step 8
Walk past security guards (throw in a cheeky wink)
Step 9
Find a port a loo and get ready to scream your lungs out (yes electrical tape hurts)
Step 10
Laugh merrily as you walk past bar lines
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